A Ghost Indeed/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "A Ghost Indeed".

Script
[Marimen is looking at food in the refrigerator.] Marimen: "Okay, let's see what we got." [she begins rummages through the fridge] "Kale...tofu.."quin-o-ah"?" Carmen: "I think it's called quinoa." [keen-wah] Marimen: "I'd call it quin-blah! All this rabbit food can only mean one thing: Mom's on another health food kick." [Marimen and Leni bumped into each other] Leni: "Sorry Marimen after you" [But Marimen and Leni bumped into each other] Leni:  Ow [holding her head] '' [sighs] My whole life is like this." Marimen: "What are you talking about, Leni?! You got it made; one human surrounded by ten awesome ghosts!" Leni: "Oh, Marimen. Sweet, innocent Marimen." [Several flashbacks of the ghosts causing her stress.]

''[The scene begins with all the ghosts waiting in line for the bathroom. The line moves slowly as Leni gets more and more impatient. It is now Leni's turn to use the bathroom.]'' Leni: "Finally!" [she enters the bathroom, but quickly runs out.] "Gah! Forgot my loofah!" [Leni returns to the bathroom only to see another long line has already formed since she left.] Leni: "Dang it!!"

''[The second flashback begins. It starts with Leni walking down the stairs.]'' Leni: [calling out] "I'm off to see my husband!" [The ghosts ambush her after hearing she's going to see her husband.] Ghosts: "You're meeting your husband?!" [They all crowd her and talk over each other, grooming her while telling her what she should do before meeting him.]

[The third flashback plays; they are having a meeting in a baby's room.] Proper Lady Ghost: "Okay people, I'm accepting ideas on how we should spend the day." Leni: [raising her hand] "Ooh, ooh!! We could go to San Ramon Carnival!!" Ghosts: [All make a buzzer noise and give her a thumbs down.] Leni: "Okay... How 'bout San Ramon Botanica!" [The Ghosts do the same thing as before and make a buzzer noise and give her a thumbs down.] Leni: "How about-" [The ghosts do the exact same thing a third time before she could suggest somewhere else.] Proper Lady Ghost: "I know some place we'd all like!" ''[The scene then cuts to all the ghosts having a good time at the mall while Leni facepalms after the popular girls laugh and point at her.]''

[The fourth and final flashback begins, in this one Leni is sitting on her bed, playing a handheld video game.] Leni: "Ow, ow, ow!! Thumb cramp!!!" [The ghosts all barge into her room.] Ghosts: "Awwww, poor Leni!!" Proper Lady: "Oh, here's Bun-Bun!" [she offers her her stuffed animal.] 50's girl: [holding her daughter] "Let Lily kiss your boo-boo better!!" Twins: [unrolling bandages] "Gauze! Stat!" Plague Doctor: [He runs into the room with an toad.] [As the camera pans out of his room and her scream can be heard.]

[The scene returns where Marimen and Leni are together in the kitchen.] Marimen: "Hm, I see your point" Leni: "I know sometimes i tried to be sane,but they keep driving me insane." Carmen: I can help you [Marimen and Leni screams] I'm tired of the popular girls telling me what to do. Marimen: Carmen hey can you help Leni relieve stress. [Marimen's bedroom] Marimen: Okay Leni Carmen will read you a book about stress. Carmen: Chapter 1,Write. It may help to write about things that are bothering you. Write for 10 to 15 minutes a day about stressful events and how they made you feel. [Leni wrote about ghosts that drives her nuts] Carmen: Chapter 2,Let your feelings out. Talk, laugh, cry, and express anger when you need to. Talking with friends, family, a counselor, or a member of the clergy about your feelings is a healthy way to relieve stress. [Leni is talking to a counselor] Carmen: Chapter 3,Do something you enjoy. You may feel that you're too busy to do these things. But making time to do something you enjoy can help you relax. It might also help you get more done in other areas of your life. Marimen: Remember what we practice [Leni enjoys gardening,singing,writing a novel,painting,make a dress,playing with pets and doing volunteer work.]