Carmen Explains at All/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Carmen Explains at All".

[One dark and stormy night at the Martinez House,Carmen and Rosalinda are getting ready to watch their favorite show] Spooky TV Announcer: You're watching Fright TV, up next, the season premiere of Ghost of Haunted Hill. Carmen: This is it, Rosalina. A whole new season of our favorite show, can't wait to watch it, just you and me. [Just then Reggie and Marimen appear out of nowhere] Reggie: Hey, Carmela. Marimen: Scoot over. Carmen: [Frightened, jumps and yelps] What are you doing here? "The Dream Boat" is on Monday nights, remember? Reggie and Marimen: Duh, we're here to watch GoHh. Carmen: First, please don't call it that, second, you guys have never been interested in my show, why are you--? [Before she can finish, Reggie and Marimen climb over her to look at the screen] Reggie and Marimen: Ah! There she is! [On screen, a taxi pulls up in front of the mansion, and Luisa Sanchez comes out] Luisa/Gabriela: [babbles]. Reggie and Marimen: [Giggling screams] Luisa Sanchez. Carmen: Who? Reggie: [Picks Carmen up] Duh, literally the cutest child actor ever. Marimen: [Taking Carmen from Reggie] Didn't you know she was gonna be a new character on GoHh? Carmen: [Gets herself down] Sigh, it's called-- Luisa/Gabriela: Uh-oh? Reggie: [Sighs] Why is she literally so dreamy? [The show changes scenes from Gabriela calling for someone, to Rosalinda coming out] Marimen: Yikes, who's that creepy girl? Carmen: That's Rosalinda, the main character.

Luisa/Gabriela: Aunt Rosa. Rosalinda: Gabi, my great great great great grand niece, this is a surprise. [Hugs her great great great great grand aunt, much to Rosalinda's discomfort] Reggie: [Sighs] So gorge. Marimen: You can just tell, she'd be a great amiga. Carmen: [From underneath Reggie and Marimen] What is happening? [Gabriela and Rosalinda walk upstairs, Rosalinda stops to look at a picture of Jorge] Rosalinda: Sigh. Reggie: Wait, who's he? Carmen: Jorge, the other main character, he's on a quest to the underworld right now, if you guys had watched the show from the beginning you'd-- Marimen: [Cutting Carmen off] Why did his ghost glow? Wait, her ghost glow too. Carmen: [Jumps up in between her friends] Because they're ghosts. [Slightly less than an hour later, the end credits are playing] Spooky TV Announcer: Tune in next week, for more Ghost of Haunted Hill. Reggie: [Sighs] That was literally amazing. Marimen: Totes, this is definitely gonna be our new Friday night thing, Reggie, me, you and GoHh. [Reggie rubs Carmen's hair as she leaves the house.] Carmen: It's "Ghost of Haunted hill"! [Sighs, and picks up Rosalinda] I have to put a stop to this.