Baby Horror/Transcript

The following is a transcript for the episode "Baby Horror".

Script

 * [A bell toll sound is heard. Cut to inside the mortuary where Marimen is looking at the clock.From her point of view, she is hallucinating the clock as a creepy baby doll.]

I'm going to get through this day without losing it, I'm going to have to stop thinking about them."
 * Marimen: [shakes her head] I can't focus at all today. [to the viewers] Last night, Mom bought a cute movie instead of a horror movie.But, if
 * [Back at the Martinez House, Joachim is wearing a sweatband and is holding 80s movies as he enters the kitchen.]
 * Marimen: Joachim [Joachim screams] Can we made a horror movie for the horror movie contest.
 * Joachim: I know my parents watch R rated movies of the 1980s.
 * Marimen: What did you mean?
 * Joachim: When i was a kid they let my older brother watch R rated movies,but they won't let me watch because it contains blood and gore,violence and strong language.
 * Marimen: [enters her bedroom in a zombie-like trance.] [opens the closet only to find two cute movies] [upset] "Two cute movies?! [growls] Mom can i made a horror movie
 * Mirimen: Sure thing Marimen.
 * Marimen: Okay, Carmen, what do we need to start a movie?
 * Carmen: I got one! "The Baby and The Ghost".
 * Marimen: Great, Carmen, what happens?
 * Carmen: Well, there was a human baby girl...
 * Marimen: [typing on a typewriter] Human baby girl...
 * Carmen: And a ghost girl...
 * Marimen: [typing] A ghost girl...
 * Carmen: And they go on ghostly and surreal adventures in Los Angeles...
 * Marimen: [still typing] Los Angeles...
 * Carmen: The End
 * Marimen: End. [stops typing] That's great, Carmela. [checks paper] Hmm, seems kinda short.
 * Carmen: I have an idea. Let's make it longer!
 * Marimen: Longer, yes. Ok, let's have a baby girl befriends a brain eating demon flower
 * Carmen: Yeah, and then a ghost girl taught a baby girl how to possesses people
 * Marimen: [laughs] Good one, Carmela. [both laugh]
 * Reggie: [walks to table] What are you doing?
 * Marimen: We're making a horror movie.
 * Reggie: Great! I made these costumes, right here.
 * Marimen: Great Idea Reggie
 * [cut to outside San Ramon Cemetery]
 * Marimen: Let's meet the highly skilled professionals who will help us fulfill your dream of being on the big screen.Reggie will made the costumes.
 * Reggie: Hey
 * Marimen: My baby sister Gabi Martinez is the leading lady. Victoria Aves will cater the affair.
 * Marimen: Carmen will run the camera.
 * Marimen: This is Pedro. He's in charge of the makeup department.
 * Pedro: [walks away] Uh, no thanks. Who wants to be the 'makeup department'?
 * Marimen: Not makeup department, you're the makeup artist.
 * Pedro: Artist? [looks back]
 * Marimen: Makeup artist.
 * Marimen: Ok, places everybody. Pedro, are our actors ready?
 * Pedro: As they'll ever be.
 * Marimen: Alright and...... action! [Helen is reading a book she noticed Margarita hovering just outside the open window.]
 * Margarita: Hey Helena wanna play i got....
 * Helen: I'm busy go play on traffic
 * Joachim: [sighs] Look i will not played as a creepy pale skinned man [Later,Joachim reluctantly played as a creepy pale skinned man.]
 * Marimen: And action!
 * Margarita: Hey Juan whatcha doin!
 * Joachim: Beat it Margarita i'm busy!
 * [Marimen facepalms,Later]
 * Marimen: Carmen, this is good. Roll the film.
 * Margarita: Helen is that you
 * Helen: Yes i guess my brain was a little too spicy for a demon flower you tried to feed me
 * Margarita: I'm sorry
 * Helen: Yes bring me some brains.
 * [Later,at the Martinez House]
 * Helen: [movie starts] Well, our big moment, us up on the big screen. [Margarita is sleeping]
 * Marimen: [on-screen, sleeping] [Marimen and Carmen each grab a canister of popcorn while watching the movie.]
 * Gabi: [on-screen] Uh-oh!
 * Carmen: [on-screen as Helen] Hey Guys you look terrible
 * Marimen: Ow my head. [Carmen open the fridge,eats a pizza,burps and closes the fridge.Then 'FIN' comes on-screen]
 * Marimen and Carmen: [cheering] Yay! [the other movie club members are disappointed]